To the Editor:
To start with, just a little humor for a quick laugh:
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS, and it puzzles me. They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the request: "List all dependents". I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants, three million crackheads, 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, two million people in over 243 prisons, half of Mexico, 535 persons in the House and Senate, and one useless president.
Evidently, this was not an acceptable answer. I keep asking myself, "who did I miss?"