DES MOINES – Iowa lawmakers promised that they would work tirelessly to transform the state’s economy.
And they will. Right after they finish arguing about the cigarette tax, declaring war on deer, learning about civility, debating whether the state’s universities are run by monkeys, locking up cold medicines and carefully weighing the merits of daylight savings time, spinner hubcaps, secret compartments and channel catfish.
They swear it’s the very next thing…hey, is that free ice cream in the cafeteria?